Dear Twenty-Four Followers (or, more accurately, twelve readers),
I have started a Facebook page for Don’t Forget To Feed The Baby! Now you can be alerted to all my non-sensical ramblings right in your newsfeed! Hooray! So just go right on ahead and click that little ‘like’ button in the left-hand column. Just move the mouse a little to the left … no, no, the other left … now down a little … see it? Good. Click that sucker!
And if you’re still not convinced, I’ll let one of my most favorite people plead on my behalf:
So come visit me on Facebook! Please?