Hey, look! Sweet Mother wrote all about moi today! And she was rather absurdly flattering. Plus! RITA MORENO!
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”
– Betty Friedan
There is dirt on my floor right now. Literally, right under my feet someone tracked in some sort of topsoil. Was it the dog? Me or Wifesy? Who knows. What I do know is that my bare toes are swishing around in it while I think to myself, “Must write, must write, must write.” The floor gets cleaned later. The greedy part of my brain wishes the topsoil were sand on a beach and I had a coconut drink in my hand right now!
Anyway, that’s why I included the above quote because of the dirt. Now, I don’t know what in the feck MS. Friedan was referencing, but I’m going to say it was a feckin’ housecleaning commercial. And she’s right. Cleaning a floor is never going to give a woman the big O…
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