Hey, look! Sweet Mother wrote all about moi today! And she was rather absurdly flattering. Plus! RITA MORENO!

Sweet Mother

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”

– Betty Friedan

 

There is dirt on my floor right now.  Literally, right under my feet someone tracked in some sort of topsoil.  Was it the dog?   Me or Wifesy?  Who knows.  What I do know is that my bare toes are swishing around in it while I think to myself, “Must write, must write, must write.”  The floor gets cleaned later.  The greedy part of my brain wishes the topsoil were sand on a beach and I had a coconut drink in my hand right now!

 

Anyway, that’s why I included the above quote because of the dirt.  Now, I don’t know what in the feck MS. Friedan was referencing, but I’m going to say it was a feckin’ housecleaning commercial.  And she’s right.  Cleaning a floor is never going to give a woman the big O…

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7 responses to “

  1. Read it. You deserve it. :).

    • Thanks, Brigitte! And to think, all I had to do to earn it was caption a silly photo with ridiculous and inappropriate quips. If only that was the measure of success for all of life! I’d be the Caption Queen!

      • I’m going to have to come up with something wildly creative and send to Sweet Moms. But seriously, I think her choice had far more to do with a “silly” photo and “inappropriate” quips. :).

  2. Huzzah! Always nice when we get unexpected kudos and blogger hugs of joy. Sweet Moms is brilliantly accurate 🙂

    • Well, she’s brilliant, anyway. And it wasn’t really unexpected — I got to choose my prize, between a Reggie profile and one of Sweet Mom’s comedy CDs. So now I have to win another one, so that I can get the CD too!

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